Episode 9

Max talks about Brexit, drones, Piers Morgan and all the other terrible stuff that’s happened since Episode 8. Contains frequent strong language.

Literally everything more important than sorting out Brexit clusterfuck, confirms govt

The government today confirmed to concerned UK citizens that not shitting up almost every aspect of their already miserable lives sits at the very fucking bottom of the list of Conservative priorities, below ‘arsefisting the NHS to death’ and ‘inflammatory xenophobic posturing’. Following suggestions before Christmas that the parliamentary break should be cancelled or curtailed … Continue reading Literally everything more important than sorting out Brexit clusterfuck, confirms govt

Second World War ‘started by some bloke’, says Nick Timothy

Former Downing Street communications guru Nick Timothy has claimed that World War Two was started by a pissed off Nazi party staffer while Hitler was away on his holidays. Previously best known for taking a colossal fucking shite on the Conservatives’ 2017 election campaign, these shocking revelations catapulted disingenuous wankbiscuit Timothy back to the forefront … Continue reading Second World War ‘started by some bloke’, says Nick Timothy