People who have spent decades howling about the need to slash foreign aid budgets on the basis that ‘charity begins at home’ were united today in the opinion that feeding hungry children in the UK does not satisfy their definitions of ‘charity’ or ‘at home’. As schoolchildren across the nation face the prospect of a … Continue reading ‘Looking after our own’ does not include feeding hungry children, insist racists
Max talks to 'Tracy Beaker' and 'Dumping Ground' actor, Connor Byrne, about ballet, musical theatre, snow penises, LGBT rights and, inevitably, coronavirus. Contains frequent strong language.
It was revealed today that Talk Radio gobshite and far-right hatemonger, Julia Hartley-Brewer, wipes her arse on live kittens before giving her balloon knot a wash in a bidet filled with orphans’ tears. The revelations, from anonymous and completely unverified sources, were later confirmed by Karen off Facebook’s Auntie Pat, who works with someone whose … Continue reading Julia Hartley-Brewer wipes her arse on live kittens, sources say
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Liberal Democrats leader, Jo Swinson, confirmed last night that she is totally fucking down with the idea of indiscriminately murdering millions of defenceless civilians in a colossal fucking fireball. In addition to the instant vaporisation of millions of men, women and children, Ms Swinson was also quick to state that she'd be totally chilled about … Continue reading Jo Swinson ‘well up for a bit of mass murder’
A man suspected of raping underage girls argued last night that he continued his friendship with a man proven in a court of law to have raped underage girls because he was simply too principled to end his association with the aforementioned nonce. The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, but who we … Continue reading “My only problem is a surplus of decency,” argues suspected child rapist
Jeremy Corbyn sparked fury today as it emerged that he was vanishingly unlikely to have any kind of statement supporting Our Brave Lads And Lasses indelibly marked into the north-facing portion of his old chap. According to an exclusive report by the Daily Express, the words ‘lest we forget’ do not appear anywhere along the … Continue reading Outrage as Jeremy Corbyn suspected of not having ‘LEST WE FORGET’ tattooed along the top of his cock
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