Episode 15

Max talks about the General Election with special guest, actor, director and writer, Mark Gatiss. Contains frequent strong language. If you enjoy listening to Twenty Minutes Max, please consider subscribing to Spiller Of Tea Premium, where you may support my future work whilst gaining access to loads of exclusive articles, videos, music and bonus podcast … Continue reading Episode 15

Julia Hartley-Brewer wipes her arse on live kittens, sources say

It was revealed today that Talk Radio gobshite and far-right hatemonger, Julia Hartley-Brewer, wipes her arse on live kittens before giving her balloon knot a wash in a bidet filled with orphans’ tears. The revelations, from anonymous and completely unverified sources, were later confirmed by Karen off Facebook’s Auntie Pat, who works with someone whose … Continue reading Julia Hartley-Brewer wipes her arse on live kittens, sources say

Jo Swinson ‘well up for a bit of mass murder’

Liberal Democrats leader, Jo Swinson, confirmed last night that she is totally fucking down with the idea of indiscriminately murdering millions of defenceless civilians in a colossal fucking fireball. In addition to the instant vaporisation of millions of men, women and children, Ms Swinson was also quick to state that she'd be totally chilled about … Continue reading Jo Swinson ‘well up for a bit of mass murder’

Outrage as Jeremy Corbyn suspected of not having ‘LEST WE FORGET’ tattooed along the top of his cock

Jeremy Corbyn sparked fury today as it emerged that he was vanishingly unlikely to have any kind of statement supporting Our Brave Lads And Lasses indelibly marked into the north-facing portion of his old chap.  According to an exclusive report by the Daily Express, the words ‘lest we forget’ do not appear anywhere along the … Continue reading Outrage as Jeremy Corbyn suspected of not having ‘LEST WE FORGET’ tattooed along the top of his cock

In defence of the true victims of Me Too: I will not desert you

The news that women have finally achieved true equality could hardly be more welcome. Who could fail to be uplifted by the realisation that fifty percent of the world’s population are now, without exception, paid what they are worth, able to express ideas without being shouted down by the other fifty percent, and free to … Continue reading In defence of the true victims of Me Too: I will not desert you