Episode 16

Max talks to infectious disease doctor and presenter of CBBC's 'Operation Ouch', Dr Chris Van Tulleken, about the Coronavirus pandemic. This episode contains no strong language, and is suitable for younger listeners.

Episode 15

Max talks about the General Election with special guest, actor, director and writer, Mark Gatiss. Contains frequent strong language. If you enjoy listening to Twenty Minutes Max, please consider subscribing to Spiller Of Tea Premium, where you may support my future work whilst gaining access to loads of exclusive articles, videos, music and bonus podcast … Continue reading Episode 15

Julia Hartley-Brewer wipes her arse on live kittens, sources say

It was revealed today that Talk Radio gobshite and far-right hatemonger, Julia Hartley-Brewer, wipes her arse on live kittens before giving her balloon knot a wash in a bidet filled with orphans’ tears. The revelations, from anonymous and completely unverified sources, were later confirmed by Karen off Facebook’s Auntie Pat, who works with someone whose … Continue reading Julia Hartley-Brewer wipes her arse on live kittens, sources say

Jo Swinson ‘well up for a bit of mass murder’

Liberal Democrats leader, Jo Swinson, confirmed last night that she is totally fucking down with the idea of indiscriminately murdering millions of defenceless civilians in a colossal fucking fireball. In addition to the instant vaporisation of millions of men, women and children, Ms Swinson was also quick to state that she'd be totally chilled about … Continue reading Jo Swinson ‘well up for a bit of mass murder’

“My only problem is a surplus of decency,” argues suspected child rapist

A man suspected of raping underage girls argued last night that he continued his friendship with a man proven in a court of law to have raped underage girls because he was simply too principled to end his association with the aforementioned nonce. The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, but who we … Continue reading “My only problem is a surplus of decency,” argues suspected child rapist