Top Gear 2020 to be hosted by Mary Berry and an otter

BBC execs have today confirmed the exciting news that the 2020 series of Top Gear will be presented by Mary Berry carrying an otter. Following the sacking of steak-hungry producer-puncher Jeremy Clarkson, and the subsequent resignations of inconsequential sycophant Richard Hammond and that other prick whose sole contribution was to laugh at Clarkson's racism and … Continue reading Top Gear 2020 to be hosted by Mary Berry and an otter